gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005

judge's gavel

Hammer used by judges.

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!

by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006

Gaybe

A Gay Baby.

Why you cryin? You're such a Gaybe

by abscar February 19, 2009

Marvin Gaye weed

Weed that's so strong that, after one hit, you're like "what's goin' on?"

Damn, this shit is some Marvin Gaye weed. Have you ever seen a snow-covered mountain during the sunset on a crystal-clear winter's day, all golden and fiery in the last dying rays of the sun, and noticed how even the shadows glowed with all of the purple and indigo notes of the evening sky?

by the birds and trees January 14, 2009

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

garven

1)A person from Northwest Territories who leaves clothes behind when going on holidays.

2)A person who pretends to win the lottery and tells their friends they won to only tell them April fool's.

3)A person who writes false press releases only to have the company contact them over it.

You are such a garven for doing that.

by Bev-Northof60 November 10, 2008

gaybese

A term describing a gay male who feels he (or any other gay in the vicinity) needs to lose a few pounds to meet the unrealistic standards of gay culture, despite the fact that they'd be considered skinny/athletic/lean by straight standards.

Gay 1: Oooh, he's hot.

Gay 2: Mmm, I dunno, looks a li'l gaybese to me... you can see ain't got a six-pack under that shirt.

Gay 3: Oh I know him, he's straight.

Gay 2: Oooh, he's hot.

by TJDoof June 3, 2009