gargantuan clamneck

A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...

holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!

by spidergrafx October 19, 2010

Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011

gargala

n;v;adj

A word used to describe anything on the thinker's mind.

Where did I leave my gargala?

Will you help me gargala this old lady?

Man, that girl is gargala!

by Rumpin' Thumpin' Prison Fish November 14, 2007

Gargasmell

Gargasmell ; Noun: Someone who is fat, ugly, and doesn't bathe on a regular basis.

Man, I wish Gargasmell would leave....son of a bitch is smelling up the joint!

by Capt. Clerk December 11, 2008

gargantuan hoe

thats a huge bitch with a hairy back,a big stinky pussy, bed sores, and the gout

that gargantuan hoe looks like she ate my ass for dinner

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

galugamesh

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.

The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010

gargantuant

A tremendously large person;giant

I looked up at the slutty gargantuant

by Xhira May 16, 2015