Gargumple

Oddly deformed version of a Goblin, please take caution in the vicinity of a Gargumple. No one knows where they have descended from, and if you have not yet run into one, please keep it that way.

"Gargumples are the 2nd leading cause of death in Europe, commonly by strangulation and/or random acts of violence through flailing of the arms"

by Andrew Colley June 23, 2019

Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

gahoulie

A play on the term "on god" only it's much better than that cumfuck of a term. You will use this now.

""On Gahoulie" is 100000x better than "on god", "on gahoulie" my man."

by biggiesmallstheBIG November 17, 2022

douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

baba ganoush

It is a type of food you often eat along wich other vegetables.

Come and eat this baba ganoush

by carliboi December 2, 2019

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Rich gadourey

A pre-pubecent male whose voice is still very high pitched and hangs around with younger kids for fun.

wow that kid is a rich gadourey he's a faggot

by big cock ben July 6, 2008