Gareth

Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.

Joe: Who’s that bloke?
John: Oh he shags lots of birds
Joe: Ohh then that just be Gareth

by manny mate January 6, 2021

Garmthe

Ruler of a once grand and diverse land on the Tuba Warriors Discord named Garmthe Land, in which many people prospered, but was overthrown in a coup d'état staged by a Nintendo robot named R.O.B. A clown has become the de facto leader, changing the land's name to Bert Land.

Chad: GARMTHE LAND FOREVER
Brad: Time have changed, old man. It's Bert Land now.

by BaconPancake443 March 22, 2021

Groth

The way someone named Robert smells

Today my room smelled like Groth

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

garthed

The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).

Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.

by Grant Morby June 30, 2009

Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

Gareth Bail

To leave suddenly with speed and no explanation.

Could see the ex coming, so I gareth bailed out of there.

by peeche April 12, 2015