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Gargoyled 

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

Gnargoyle 

A disgusting female who's had the misfortune of getting her n00dz posted on Is_Anyone_up for the internet world to see and criticize. Typically gnargoyles are overweight and are, but not limited to, hairy, ugly, and tattoed, with sloppy vaginas. These beasts have the grave misconception that someone would actually want to see them naked. #NBHNC
Dude did you see that gnargoyle on Is Anyone Up? I nearly puked on my keyboard.
Gnargoyle by DrDO June 19, 2011

Gaygoyle 

Hey Gayvid, I'm sorry i couldn't pound your ass last night when we got back from Nutz & Boltz. Those Gaygoyles just turned me right off.
Gaygoyle by Shaun Gowman May 17, 2009

Gargoylmel Special 

When you masturbate while Handy Smurf has a sword fight with the gerbal in your ass.
My its been so long since my girlfriend and I had sex, I has to give myself a Gargoylmel Special
Gargoylmel Special by MorePaul October 30, 2009

Gargoyling 

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
Gargoyling by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

griffins and gargoyles 

A made up game from the TV show, “Riverdale”, if played, causes weird behavior, almost like being possessed by the ring leader of the game, The Gargoyle King. Many people have taken their lives by, drinking blue liquid from chalices, which is a part of the game.
Did you hear Jughead started playing Griffins and Gargoyles with the serpents?! I heard he is trying to catch the Gargoyle King.