the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.

Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.

by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021

Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho

“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”

by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022

No-gandalf

Raw anal penetration

"Malakie gave his girlfriend no-gandalf bumsex last night."

Definition: he gave her raw anal

by Mad_pegger1139 March 1, 2026

Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020