Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.

That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon

by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021

Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.

Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance

by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Gammon

GAMMON - Opposite of "deadly"

"That fella aint deadly he gammon"

by hEy_LaDy June 1, 2024