A women wearing short shorts where the hairy bush hangs outside the shorts looking like when Oscar Gamble was wearing a cape and his Afro hung out
by Cameltoe slide Rider November 23, 2010
Get the Oscar Gamble mug.A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.
*In an office building*
Joe: Man I gotta fart.
Bill: So fart what's the big deal?
Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.
Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.
Joe: Man I gotta fart.
Bill: So fart what's the big deal?
Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.
Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.
by Doomsday Jesus September 17, 2006
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not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)
Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.
Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.
-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."
-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!
-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!
by jp :) June 5, 2009
Get the john tucker gamble mug.spivs and gamblers: Those who take speculative and risky decisions with other people's money for short term financial gain for themselves at the expense of long term benefit of the public at large or the customers who's money they deal with , with likely impact on the jobs and livelyhood of many are at risk as a result .
spivs and gamblers: Did not risky actions brought about the collapse of world financial system in 2007 and 2008 and have they learned anything from its collapse and the rescue with the tax payers's money?
by ssup September 29, 2010
Get the spivs and gamblers mug.It is when two guy's dp a girl in her vagina and then both cum at the same time. Then they bet large amouts of money to on who they think the father will be
by kingXxXdp April 23, 2014
Get the texas gamble mug.To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.
*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*
1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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