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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Gabbing

The act of misspelling reading and pronouncing a word in the Oxford and Urban dictionary incorrectly.
Dang Bro quit Gabbing!

You can't spell for shit you gabbing.
by LDKJE October 14, 2015
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Gabbed

In reference to the shooting of Gabrielle Giffords. A political figure who gets shot dead or retarded can be said have been Gifforded, Gabbied, Gabby Gifforded or Gabbed.
"Oh man, did you hear? Kavanaugh just got Gabbed right in the fucking face!"
by Dunklefun October 15, 2018
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Gabs

Gabs is gorgeous inside and out. She can always make you smile. If you have the pleasure of being friends with her you are the luckiest human on this planet!! You will love her to the moon and back as soon as you meet her. No one could be more perfect. xx
by oof.its.bella November 1, 2018
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gabs

Super whiny and childish. Over reacts about everything. Brags about good grades but has nagged the teacher and has barely done any herself. She thinks all the boys are in love with her, and thinks everybody is impressed when she does completely average things. Relies on her mother too much. If you tell her about your personal issues after she asks if you're okay she will complain that you rely on her too often. Is not smart enough to voice her own opinions so just kinda goes along with what her mother thinks. Very annoying and a bad friend but everyone pities her because she does't have a stable set of friends. Tells everyone that she hasn't seen high school musical and will never watch it because she "got bullied" about being called Gabriella.
"that boy is so looking at me! Isn't he hot?"
"you're over reacting gabs. You're sitting in front of the screen and he's trying to watch the film."
by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018
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Gab

Man, I have Gab today.
by giffjcjxjcc December 16, 2018
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The GAB or G.A.B

When one has the propensity to talk more than they should. It’s disease that generally remains prevelant their entire life.
Kris has The GAB or G.A.B, he talks entirely too much....
by Kawaiola the Great June 21, 2018
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