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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

Gab

Person with a strange liking for kids.
Ideal job is priest.
Look how he is looking at that child he is such a Gab!
by UgandaLover November 21, 2021
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Gab-Pyron Dee

A term used to describe a person of lower IQ or Brain Power.

(Also used for animals.)
My sister is an extreme Gab-Pyron Dee.
by The Annoying Version July 9, 2024
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Edgy gabs

the person who just doesn't fit into any category or social circle, the outliers of the world, the "edgy gabs"
the founder of exempt society is edgy gabs
by G dawgs no.1 fan June 9, 2022
mugGet the Edgy gabsmug.

the gabs

by Courtneymariahlinds May 31, 2018
mugGet the the gabsmug.

GIF of the gab

A person who replies to messages using either the animated or static GIF format
"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."
by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020
mugGet the GIF of the gabmug.

GABS

Yeah that fag Steve over there loves GABS
by mbw205 August 19, 2020
mugGet the GABSmug.

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