Feminist Garlic

Uncomfortable, unpleasant and unpalatable facts. Aptly named due to the innate inability of a Feminist to handle truth, much like a vampire's inability to handle garlic.

Guy 1: Dude. I dunno what to do. I just saw Dave's girl getting dicked down in the back of a car by Chad & Tyrone.
Guy 2: Damn bro. She got raw dogged and creampie for sure. It's better he hears it from us before he catches something.
Guy 1: You're right. Time to serve him up some Feminist garlic.

by Sydney MGTOW October 1, 2019

Darius Garland

Darius Garland is the greatest basketball player ever.

Did you see Darius Garland hit that buzzer beater to win the nba finals

by DariusGoatland February 5, 2022

suffer fools gladly

to tolerate or allow

I do not suffer fools gladly

by Greg1too May 31, 2007

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004

Glarb

random unidentifiable "stuff" usually stuck to something else where you arn't expecting it. sticky dirt. If you know what it is it isnt glarb.

Ewwww! the dog is covered in Glarb! "I'm not cleaning it, its all covered in Glarb!"

by Darkone.uk September 6, 2011

Judy Garland

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Travis Garland

A former member of the band NLT. He is now a solo artist who is signed to Papa Joe Simpson's record label. has a crush on Rihanna. Loves the band McFly.

Former member, Travis Garland is a huge Lady Gaga fan.

by imtheshtxxx July 7, 2009