futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Futo

When puto is not enough to insult someone. Better than saying fucking puto.

Dude you're such a futo for not smashing Courtney!

puto cuerco fuerco

by Starbienpinshependejo October 11, 2015

fuhroomtenloug

a sex position when ones feet are chopped off and put in the other persons mouth.

last night my girl had such a fuhroomtenloug

by yurkiejerkiebaby July 13, 2009

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

by Staffro November 4, 2010

Fatronising

Patronising fat or obese people for small or insignificant merits.

Fat person: "I've lost half a pound"

Other person: "That's great, well done, you've made such progress"

Me: "Don't be so fatronising"

by Eddy P UK October 23, 2013

Furō

A Japanese word meaning the essence of flow (フロー) . This can sometimes be confused with furo.

The furō of my distribution process is optimised to capitalise on growth.

by Jamification October 8, 2019