fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Fuzzy Wilkinson

When a man/woman steamroles there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

by Gooch857 February 18, 2009

fuzzy navel

An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.

Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"

by psiscott April 27, 2006

fuzzy musket

to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.

That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!

by TheAndy May 2, 2006

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.

Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

by Lside Boy...of course April 3, 2009

fuzzy taco shop

When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.

My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.

by Ridebb January 30, 2018

fuzzy random

The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

by Dr_Snapid January 6, 2006