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Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"
Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!
by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013
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Fud-a-tron

A mechanical vagina. Must not be confused with transformers or the like.
He swaggers around this place like hes the bee's knees, but he's actually a mechanical fanny, a mean, fud-a-tron.
mugGet the Fud-a-tronmug.

Cat fud

"EY YO SHANIQUA, WE OUTTA CAT FUD."
by YtseJamming November 2, 2013
mugGet the Cat fudmug.

fud

I fell on my fud!
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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fud crud

when there is some nasty shit(pussy crust) down in the female area (fanny).
"yo bro, that hoe had some fud crud last night... I could taste it and nearly quorfed"
by john abdhule October 29, 2008
mugGet the fud crudmug.

Fud Life

A lifestyle adopted by the notorious Southern Californian Fud Crew. Started by a handful of youths in the Santa Clarita area, the Fud crew valued drinking large quantities of beer as often as possilbe, listening to punk rock music and causing mayhem wherever they roamed. FUD is an acronym for FUCKED UP DRUNKS. The name Fud Life was a tongue-in-cheek response to Thug Life.
I drink Natty Ice for breakfast because I'm down with the Fud Life.
by Original Fud September 27, 2006
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fud eyes

A derogatory term for someone who has narrow eyes, primarily those from the Far East.
OI, FUD EYES! MAKE US SOME NOODLES.
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 13, 2010
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