ftw

fuck the what: wtf backwards, but reserved for situations where a regular wtf isn't enough. FTW= WTF x 3
Tubgirl and Goatse guy have their own TV show on Fox now? FTW!?!
by UltimoJay June 02, 2006
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An acronym for "Fuck The What."
Not to be confused with For The Win or Fuck The World.
It is the backwards What The Fuck WTF.
".gnos yppup a sgnis taht elahw retsoor a era uoY."

"FTW!?"
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FTW!
I'm starting a charity, FTW.
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For The Win

Or as my friend likes to say: Fuck the what?!
Slightly cooler than WTF
"Yay! Vans FTW"

"I have to FTW?!"
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FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.

As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"

To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.

So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.

FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.

Now you know the real story of FTW.
1. "It's too small! I can't fit it in!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to fuck his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Fuck the walrus)

2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)

3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
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"For The Win"

An online term used to show appreciation.

Originally from the famous online game World of Warcraft(WoW) and Warcraft, Many gamers see people use this acronym that dont play any online games, and simply just facepalm and call them noobs.
Non-Gamer: OMG! im getting some new clothes!, FTW!

Gamer: omg...did you just really use FTW?

Non-Gamer: why shouldnt I?

Gamer: nvm...noob
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Internet Gaming Term for "For The Win" meaning something is good or great.
"DvD Quality Anime ftw."
by Arkarious May 29, 2006
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