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French Frying 

When someone is not doing well.
They may be in trouble, or perhaps they may be really sick. They are not having a good time.

Origin: South Park

In order to go down the ski slopes and pick up speed you should place your skis parallel in the french fry position.

To slow down or stop you should place your skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.

“If you french fry when you should have pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.”
“COVID-19 got me french frying right now, I feel horrible.”

“If you keep driving so reckless you might end up french frying at the hospital, maybe it’s best you drive safe.”

“My favourite team is french frying! They have 0 goals while the other team already has 7!”
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Ass on a frying pan 

1) A Person known for extremely critical behviour.
2) A Person that disses other people without a reason.
"Why are you being such an ass on a frying pan?"
Ass on a frying pan by bowowbow January 16, 2009

out of the frying pan and into the fire

from one bad situation to an evern worse one
Last winter, the the country came out of the frying pan and into the fire as far as weather is concerned.

Sex on a Frying Pan 

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.
Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Getting yourself out of a bad in situation into an even worse one.
Bob's out of the frying pan and into the fire after robbing the bank while videotaping it!

Mongolian frying pan 

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog
James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.
"fran frying pan is homosexual"