food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

by BigRed2015 December 7, 2015

foodenius

A person who is extremely creative when it comes to food, Knows how to mix and match different foods for the perfect results.

You are a Foodenius for suggesting adding Caramel to coffee!

by Kfir97 July 4, 2016

fooden

Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.

Shall we fooden soon?
Yes, let’s fooden!

by KingSmoke March 14, 2019

anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 9, 2009

German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

by mojo72400 February 21, 2018

yuppie food stamp

Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.

Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps.

by saxicolous March 9, 2004

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008