Froating

A rare act involving the South American Tree Frog and several species of tree-dwelling simians in the South American jungles. By inserting some portion of its body, usually the prehensile tail or its phallus (this is dependant, to an extent, on the gender of the simian), into the mouth cavity of the frog, the monkey simultaneously demonstrates its dominance as well as its acceptance of its amphibian neighbor. The completion of this conjugal act is crucial to continuation of this odd symbiotic relationship, as the tree frogs will remove harmful insects from the monkey's environment and the monkey will act to distract or eliminate possible predators.

The act, first reported in 1892, is named in honor of Sir Curtis Matthews Froat, who provided a detail account of frog-simian relations in a report to the Royal Geographical Society follow his five year expedition to the Peruvian Amazon.

Today, the term is used in popular culture to discribe a dominant symbiotic relationship, wherein both participants derive a benefit, but one of parties clearly controls the nature and extent of the partnership. It is working it way into urban dialect, as it is being used in Chicago and Atlanta to depict pimp-whore, dealer-user, kingpin-dealer, and rapper-poser interactions.

Dude, T-Bus is froating Everett. Fucker shouldn't have taken his dope without paying the first!

by Halc Forstner September 4, 2010

Jack Frosting

Cum that was expelled through masturbation, ie- "Jacking", and has not been cleaned up, allowing it to go shiny and slightly crisp, like cake frosting.

Typically found in teenagers bedrooms, although fully grown men that have wank addictions have been known to jack frost their carpet on a regular basis.

Danielle thought she had hit the jackpot with Steven. He was kind, considerate, and seemed to be very house proud. She relaxed happily on the sofa, thinking about how great her relationship was- until she noticed the Jack Frosting on one of the cushions.

by MagickDio April 23, 2010

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

Ass Frosting

(1) When having anal sex, you pull out and cum on her butt.

(2) A very stupid person's behavior

(1) "Things were feeling so good, I gave her a little ass frosting"

(2) "Get off of me with your ass frosting!"

by J.T. in KS January 13, 2009

flothing

A word most commonly used when someone is intoxicated (generally weed based.) Its exact meaning is unknown. It is theorized, however, that the definition may be flying.

You are a bunny tree.... Flothing high like bunnies should be

by Mighty Morphin' Man April 30, 2008

all frosting,no cupcake

a girl who looks hot on the outside,but has absolutly no personality.

paris hilton is all frosting,no cupcake.

by beckymay74 April 18, 2010

Frosting

A sexual act, in which the male, after having anal sex, ejaculates onto the butt cheeks of the receiving end, and smears it all over with his hands or penis, thus giving the illusion that the butt cheeks have a "frosting" or "glaze".

You can choose to wait till it dries after and then have someone lick it off, which is called the birthday cake.

"Man, Ms. Marsh' ass cheeks look so nice, big and 'round that i wish i could fuck her anal ring all night long and give her a frosting."

by Llennnn December 13, 2006