night fries

French fries served after 9 pm at fast food restaurants. these fries are usualy stale, soggy, chewy, burnt to a crisp, or otherwise sub-par. It is nearly guaranteed that if you order fries late at night from a fast food place, there will be something wrong with them.

I just went to mcdonalds and had to throw the fries out beacuse they were night fries. ow my meal is incomplete.

by Butter Balls April 18, 2009

freedom fries

Part of Americas plan to try and alienate themselves from other far better countries until all the world hates them. Once America is alone they will then proceed to nuke the vrap out of any country that dares to oppose them, Anyway looks like the joke is on the Americans, because the great symbol of Americanism that is the statue of liberty is French HAHAAHAHAHAHA FOOLS!!

by Meady October 25, 2003

three fries short of a happy meal

A slang expression for getting insane.
The "happy meal" means here "insanity", the person is on the edge of being or getting insane. The most popular use of the term, when it wasn't coined by them, was in a episode of the Sci-Fi series Stargate.

O'Neill: Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!

by borisbaran January 21, 2007

Madonna fries

The last few french fries that fall to the bottom of a fast food bag. They often get discarded into the trash and make for good dumpster food.

True story ... When Madonna was poor she used to dumpster dive. She's on record as saying she was fond of McDonald's bags because there would often be some fries at the bottom of the bag.

It seems like every time I get fast food there are always some Madonna fries that fall to the bottom of the bag.

I saw some people dumpster diving for Madonna fries the other day.

by BWLPack July 3, 2009

friesenhausen

A sexual act where a woman's vagina is stuffed with sauerkraut by a Bavarian sausage, then the saurkraut is eaten out of the vagina. Another version is the filling of the anus with sauerkraut. Origin is Germany.

I started hooking up with this German girl, but instead of doing the angry dragon, she wanted to try the friesenhausen.

I think this girl I met is a fan of the friesenhausen. Her vagina tasted like sauerkraut.

by hollywoodjohnny July 25, 2010

Friemesis

A friend who is also a nemesis. More than just a frienemy, a friemesis is an archrival.

A friemesis is your worst frienemy.

by paters November 10, 2010

fringe fries

Those nasty, crunchy, dried-up fries that have been sitting under the heat lamp at a fast food restaurant for a couple of hours. These are often given to customers when they're almost out, but haven't made a new batch of fries yet.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and at least a third of my fries were fringe fries.

by psychroclasm October 27, 2011