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Freasking Awesome

Everything having to do Awesomeness and greatness. Hence
Freasking.
That one guy "PJ" is freasking Awesome!
by Captain Turk September 7, 2011
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Froathing

Sally started froathing after she finished giving John a BJ
by johnno_86 February 5, 2013
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breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014
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Fracking Shat

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean
by Bbberonika November 2, 2019
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freakingsock

freaking sock is a TIK TOKER who loves cats, popee th performer and among us joeks 😊😊😊they are best tokrokwr EVER in the whole world and so cool
you: H MY GODF HELLO FRWKAINF SOCK!!!
freakingsock: HELLI!
you: CAN WE TAKE SELFIE U D SK COOL 😊😊
by kandicuffz June 21, 2021
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Frechigste

Someone who is very cheeky.

The epitome of insolence.
Look at her, she is the Frechigste.

When I quoted him, I felt like the Frechigste.

I asked around if she is always this sassy, they answered: yes, she is the Frechigste.
by CrèmeBrûléeEatingDoor August 2, 2023
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mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach
Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."
by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013
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