The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.
My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.
by Weivkao January 2, 2019
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Wow. This is such a frankenblunt. Pieces of the repair-wraps are sticking to my lips.
That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.
-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.
Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.
That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.
-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.
Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.
by thejenius May 24, 2009
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The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.
In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.
God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!
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God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!
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by aero-instability October 9, 2010
Get the frankenfinger mug.1. A phrase for expressing annoyance in a socially acceptable way e.g, at work, at school in front of teachers, etc.
2. A more polite word for conversations that don't need pointless cursing.
2. A more polite word for conversations that don't need pointless cursing.
Example 1.
Where's my frick fracken stapler at??
Example 2.
Justin: This girl stole my frick fracken lunch at school!
Michael: Aah that's messed up man.
Where's my frick fracken stapler at??
Example 2.
Justin: This girl stole my frick fracken lunch at school!
Michael: Aah that's messed up man.
by FunSizeMisty October 13, 2009
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Get the Frankee mug.A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.
Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.
by dpms August 11, 2005
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