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Florida Man

A type of man whose behaviour is idiotic but people laugh it off because they are from Florida. This name (Florida Man) is used in countless news articles. So, people made it a meme.
"Florida Man caught drinking beer while watching cornhub"
by ABrightLight October 6, 2020
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The Forbidden App

a term for the app that is forbidden. The users of said app have come together and instead of stating they use said app, they use the term.(part of the ship, part of the crew)
"Have you seen some of the memes on The Forbidden App", "no", "I dare not go near that app, it's a cesspool of ungodly imagination".
by xx_billi_xxx September 21, 2020
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Forbidden Love

Noun/Verb

So I was writing and i thought about this in a story I'm working on, not that you care. Anyway, definitions!:

1.) Crushing from a (safe) distance.
2.) An amour forbidden by family, society, your conscience, etc.
3.) Wanting the best for someone, even if that means you're not with them.
4.) Loving someone who's passed away.
5.) A long distance relationship where you never see each other in person, and you know it won't last.
6.) Cheating
7.) Chocolate
1., 3.) He watched her everyday, never letting her know, just to make sure she was okay.
2., 4.) See The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliette by William Shakespeare, West Side Story, Dark Shadows, etc. They're loaded with forbidden love stories.
5.) Remember to visit each other! They say distance doesn't matter when you're in love, but they're wrong. Absence makes the heart grow fonder or forgetful.
6.) (sigh)
7.) Scenario:

"No more chocolate. You'll ruin the enamel on your teeth!"

"...CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!..."
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 5, 2014
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Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.
"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
by Pill Collins January 12, 2010
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Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."
by The Mayor of Fordell. July 2, 2011
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Kyle Ford

A person by the name of Kyle Ford is the most unfortunate of people. He got stuck with the worst genes and some very bad habits and traits. Kyle Ford got stuck with the ginger orange hair, no idea how to swim, transparent eyebrows, pasty white complexion, and hairs going all down his neck, hence having a neck beard. And to add to it, Kyle Ford also is stupid enough to have no idea how to swim. What a shame of a human being.
"You see that ugly ass guy over there?" "Yeah, I think that's Kyle Ford."
by BigMommy549 November 6, 2019
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Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.
Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality
by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016
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