Fietsen

Life, as defined by the hipster in Holland. Also called "cycling".

gotta fietsen, man. ever notice that "life" & "bike" have two of the same letters?

by i h8 fixies June 23, 2011

fortsync

a thot who keeps itspixel in her closet and has no fking toes coz john ate them all. ching chong ur religion is wrong

let's do a Fortsync and not post for 2 months and still get 10 thousand followers.

by tybaltalt May 16, 2019

fortshite

fortshite means how shit fortnite is ( an another word for fortnite )

Friend A - What do you call Fortnite?
Friend B - Fortshite

by thesuitelifeonbeck December 2, 2020

nature's fonts

Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.

The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.

by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013

footsting

The act or art of inserting ones foot in anothers anus. Like fisting but with a foot.

Also:
footsted
footst

Jake was footsting Adam when his mother walked in the room.

by Jay Morgan December 29, 2004

footskie

footskie (in Dutch, footsky ): slang for the act of masturbation in which an erect penis is stationed between two feet (both feet are bottom-to-bottom, forming a foot vagina (see fagina )). The footskier (participant using feet) proceeds to stroke the erect penis of the footskiee (participant with erect penis) at variable speeds and variable fagina-squeezing intensities until the footskiee either a) achieves ejaculation or b) can no longer take the pain of the friction caused by the unsanitary, calloused feet; at which point, the footskiee dick slaps the footskier for not cleaning their nasty-ass feet, resulting in the transfer of fungus to the footskier's face, rendering the footskier anti-social for the next 3 to 6 weeks.

I met that girl in a bar, and 15 minutes later she was giving me a footskie in the mens room.

by JohnnyThreeLegs January 14, 2008

footscray

Shithole just out past north melbourne
also known as footislavia because of it's former high eastern european population; now highly populated by asians and muslems

by Anonymous October 1, 2003