by JIMMY JONAven June 21, 2008
Get the FMLmug. A Pastafarian acronym meaning "Feed Me Linguini" often uttered when the speaker is having a bad day and needs a boost of spirits provided by a tasty, filling, holy meal of pasta. Praise FSM!
by Jimmy the Sicilian November 20, 2019
Get the FMLmug. 
Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.
"How was your day?"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Get the FMLmug. "Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
Proper:
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
by Hikash March 16, 2012
Get the FMLmug. by I aint got NO TYPE February 26, 2015
Get the FMLmug.