Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

Florida Man

A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things

One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man

by YuOfTheNight August 19, 2019

floridian

one who is from the state of florida.

Yo that bitch is a floridian.

by ANDREEEEEEWWWWWW March 4, 2003

florida dipstick

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010

Florida Marlins

A Major League baseball team based in Miami, known for consistently having a talented minor league system, which helped them win two world championships in their first eleven seasons. The New York Yankees, by comparison, are known for consistently relying on aging/injury-prone/otherwise in-decline players at high prices, and took twenty years to win their first title.

And God looked upon the fish, and he saw that it was good.

by * January 12, 2005

Floridian Pussy Rocket

When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.

Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.

by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

Avon Park, Florida

One of the realest cities in Florida. Not a big city but is rough in areas. You can find drug dealers on Front Street and over by the basketball court. Has a on goin rival with neighboring city Sebring. You also find young thugs carrying AK-47s and other automatic and semi-automatics guns.Is known as AP or The Park. Is anoother hood in Florida.

Dont mess with Avon Park dides because they tote choppas.

Avon PArk, Florida is another ghetto in Florida.

by J-Tay September 3, 2006