Florida

Home of oranges, beaches, Disney World, nice places to live, summer everyday, and hurricanes.

Florida's a nice place, from a North Carolinian's POV

by rtivey01 April 25, 2014

Florida

In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.

Florida sucks.

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft May 4, 2022

Florida

A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.

DUDE, who names a state flowery!? What a dumbass name..... Florida..... dumbass....

by OmegaAfroGamer2 January 15, 2011

Florida

There's three things you'll find in Florida: golf, old people, and bad weather.

Florida should be called "Hell with Humidity".

by the cold hard bitch August 4, 2012

florida

A state with two seasons... Summer and January 14th.

I went to Florida for Christmas break... It felt like I was there for SPRING Break.

by Ryan DeBrowne February 26, 2005

florida

The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.

If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me

by SeanH February 18, 2005

florida

FLORIDA: Full of old retired people who will call the cops on you for ANYTHING you do.

Scott: *lights firworks on 4th of July*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops*
Scott: YOU FUCKING BITCH!

Old-fucking-neighbor: turn your music down
Scott: FUCK YOU! *bird*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *calls cops*

Scott: *takes paintball gun outside*
Old-fucking-neighbor: *worries* *calls cops*
Scott: FFS! Go fucking retire somewhere!
Scott: awww shit, thats what your doing now!?

by Scott (Dark) April 5, 2005