floppy nob

when your dick is so floppy it almost looks like a saggy bum hole

your dick is a floppy nob

by bwebe August 15, 2016

lost floppie

The urban legend of the lost fisherman named nicknamed "Floppie" that very few people said he flopped face first into a river and was mysteriously dragged into the water by some large fish shadow and was presumably killed due to the blood in the aftermath. His body was never found. The few people that know this legend have very different speculations on what this fish shadow could have been ranging from being the fish devil to being the devils cushion.

Lost floppie lived and died, the end.

by Supernamo February 9, 2022

floppy pigeon

Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.

The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.

by JSwan121 September 11, 2015

Walk'n floppy

Walking around naked

JACKIE: (knock knock) "...Hey Kevin, open the door!"
KEVEN: "Give me a minute; I'm walk'n floppy right now."

by SedaliaSedalia Jax January 24, 2019

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014

Floppy chalupa

A Loose CHOOCH!

Man, those bitches at the n00die bar have floppy chalupas.

by Taco Bell Grande October 31, 2003

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009