Floofer

a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag

"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"

by Bobby and Chris February 27, 2005

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004

floorer

Someone who has just started on the sitting hierarchy. These individuals have no seating privileges, except on the floor, hence the name. The hierarchy goes as follows: Jeffro, floorer, benchwarmer, scoocher, bencher, ultimate bencher.

While Luis is an ultimate bencher, Courtney prefers the solitude of the ground, so she stays a floorer

by Kevin Lopes May 4, 2006

Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong

For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.

by SetterMama January 22, 2012

Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

Floobergoober

An unintelligent, overweight cat/feline referred to by a legal name symbolizing a natural beauty of the sky or sea.

Aurora, stupid cat, you are a floobergoober.

by SmellyButt January 10, 2015

flooperdingo

the sweat between the belly fat rolls.

"Bro wipe that flooperdingo from your body, ew."

by Flopperdingo October 6, 2016