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1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
by franalpo November 2, 2009
Get the Bake n' Flake mug.Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.
Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"
Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"
Person 1: "oh truuu"
Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"
Person 1: "oh truuu"
by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015
Get the Dense yet Flakey mug.Scottish Term, short for "Fit Like?"
should not be used in any other country other than Scotland as it causes great confusion and hatred.
should not be used in any other country other than Scotland as it causes great confusion and hatred.
by _Clum_ July 23, 2012
Get the Flike mug.when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.
"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"
by 40zN9z September 6, 2009
Get the shit flakes mug.A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.
Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding?
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
by christy2011 May 18, 2011
Get the Flake mug.The erractic dance of the keyboardist from rammstein "flake" , usually during the course of the song "Weisses Fleisch" Its humour is usually multiplied by his attire, silver trench coat and hot pants.
by das feind March 19, 2004
Get the Flake-Dance mug.Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.
I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.
by agwellin January 11, 2009
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