feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005

fecebook

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.

Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."

by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

Feces

Material that comes out of ones bum.

The feces is emerging from my nether region.

by Groovatron February 28, 2002

faece

One small segment of faeces

oh bro look at that curry faece

by maryhinge December 29, 2007

fecently

A way to impart to others that someone, including yourself, has recently taken a crap in any given bathroom. This can be used as a friendly warning.

"The bathroom's down the hall, to your left. I'd be careful though, Joe was in there fecently. You may want to wait a few minutes."

by PizzlefoShizzle May 26, 2006

fececious

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.

"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."

by timoshi August 27, 2012

Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.

Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022