Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 26, 2011

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

the book of slaughter

A compilation of the events in the life of the notorious drug dealer, norven slaughter or any member of his family. The book of slaughter can be used as a reference guide when needing to evaluate ones manliness, or also as a teaching tool to help men learn to be as manly as the infamous Norven "Chalvez" Slaughter.

Dude, I totally stabbed that guy in his heart. I could easily get written up in the Book of Slaughter.

Actually, whilst your shanking was way manly, you are not from the slaughter family, erego, you cannot be written in the book of slaughter.

by ShaynaKaye August 24, 2006

virtual laughter

When someone laughs in a virtual media, say the Internet (IRC, Forums, MSN, AIM, etc...), they are using a virtual laughter. How can people laugh virtually? Using a series of acronyms.

Probably, the first way of virtually laughing was LOL (Laughing Out Loud). Because saying LOL all the time was a bit stupid, someone made up LMAO and ROFL. These two have opened a whole new way for virtually laughing, since lots of combinations can be made from these two, from ROFLMAO to the incredible l33t ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC.

Note: Whoever says this isn't really doing the things they say, probably they aren't even laughing at all!

See also ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM, ROFFMGRUTA, ROFFGMBSAO, ROFCMAO, and even more...

Guy: I almost pooped myself, lol
Guy2: ROFL

------O------

Gui3: ...that's when he found out 'she' wasn't really a woman.
Guy(brush): ROFFGMBSAO!1!!!!!111!!!1

by facugaich August 30, 2005

slaughterhouse

a place that is painful to go; much like what goes on in an actual pig slaughterhouse, it almost tortures you to be there.

Hell no, I am not going to your parents' house for dinner, its a fucking slaughterhouse.

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007

flashterbation

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

by Josh B May 8, 2005

LAUGHTER

The distinct sound of JOY in the air; POSITIVE reaction to any situation; the sound that eminates from within when you are HAPPY!

Everyone cheered when the sound of LAUGHTER eminated from his backside...LOL

by CHARLIE DANIELS January 4, 2015