flashbang

1. To fuck a girl really fast in any orpheus.
2. A stun grenade

Kevin flashbang my pussy please.

by GriffeyJR February 26, 2009

Flashbang

The sexual act of 3 guys forcing a female to service them at the same time. While one guy sticks it in her mouth, the other two have her jerk them off into her both of her ear holes. All 3 men finish by ejaculating at the same time so that the female's ability to see and hear are inhibited, much like a flashbang.

Person 1-Did you see Jessica last night? That hoe was stumblin around like a damn drunk. It was like she couldn't see or hear anything, like fuckin Hellen Keller!

Person 2-Yea dude, she got flashbanged by a couple of freshmen.

by MoonHulio February 11, 2009

Flashbang

When a girl flashes you, and then hits you in the face with a door.

Steve: How'd You get a concussion?
Larry: I got flashbanged...

by Jesusxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 3, 2009

flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.

DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....

by atticus February 19, 2005

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Creamy flashbang

When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears

Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!

by Creamy Jimmy December 29, 2022

Flashbang

After a long session of flirting and playing around when "blue balling" occurs you proceed to walk into the bathrooom and release the massive load of backed up semen into some toilet paper. When the pain has been releived you now proceed to sprint full force back into the room performing a baseball slide into the bed launching the semen covered toilet paper into the whores face.

Tom: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Victor: Bro she blue balled the shit out of me.
Tom: Haha, did you do anything about it?
Victor: Yea bro I flashbanged the shit out of that whore and her slutty roomate.
Tom: Damn, I was wondering what that flash was next door.
Victor: Yea that bitch got it good, UAV ONLINE.

by 4-i Freedom April 8, 2008