Florida Feet

When the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. Usually found in places such as Florida.

Duuude after staying at the beach all summer I've got serious florida feet!

by Chachacharmin! July 24, 2011

Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra

That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick

by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

faridat

Is the nicest girl ever ! Has the cutest smile ever ! Pretty African , deep dimples ! High pitch voice , dresses nice , amazing personality

Faridat

by Beautiful129 December 16, 2013

florida ice

Florida ice is the term used in the Southeast for the dangerously slippery road conditions that occur immediately after rain begins and grease and oil rise to the top of the just-wet road. After enough rain, the oil and grease are washed away and the road has better traction.

Rental car companies love the rainy season because of the business they get due to Florida ice.

by Gulfgirl January 18, 2017

Lawtey Florida

Lawtey Florida is a small town located in North-East Florida along US-301. It is a recognized speed trap according to the American Auto Association (AAA). There is one public school in Lawtey, which is Lawtey Elementry School. There is one intersection in the town with a fully functional traffic light. The police dept, fire dept, and city hall are all housed in the same double-wide mobile home.

Lawtey Florida

by navygunner May 10, 2011

Wausau florida

A place where family reunions is an IRL tinder.
A place where family fucking is accepted.
A place where make sure you don't drop the soap around family.

Hey, let's hold are next reunion in wausau florida, I've always wanted to fuck my cousin. I've waited long enough to be like the harrell family.(The well-known family of wausau that sticks true to "keep it in the family")

by 2inchpincher August 16, 2023

university of florida

A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.

I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.

by Cliff Whitty September 2, 2006