Trip Flare

When having sex, the male suddenly pulls out a bright torchlight and shines it directly in the girl's eyes. After getting blinded, he then proceeds to shoot all his rounds into her.

She got trip flared last night. She didnt see it coming

by ohyeahhh99 January 22, 2019

Settin flares

When the blunt is stationary because one person continues to smoke instead of passing.

They were smoking a blunt and one person continued to smoke instead of passing : “Dude you’re settin flares, pass the blunt”.

by $m0ke$creen11 March 13, 2021

Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021

Nick Flarey

the biggest asshole, douchebag, stank ass bitch you’ll ever meet

“Have you heard of Nick Flarey?”
“Yeah, he’s a real butt fuck.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 8, 2022

The adventure of flaren and shosh

A children’s show about these two space monkeys and their adventures in the universe. They are brightly colored farmers.

“Dude have you seen the new episode of the adventure of flaren and shosh it was rad”

by Licknrn October 13, 2021

flare dog

When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.

Oh man I gave that girl the best flare dog that I stained her teeth brown.

by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006

Farce

A salad containing more than 3 separate components

Person 1: "What you eating for dinner?"
Person 2: "A Salad"
Person 1: "Oh, what's it got in it?"
Person 2: "Lettuce, Cucumber, Tomato and Celery"
Person 1: "Bro, that's a farce..."
Person 2: "Oh shit! You're right!!"

by Real Slim Shady November 14, 2013