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Hipster Game-Fisherman 

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1. A usually young person who is started game fishing in the last 12 months, they think they are original and unique for having “innovative” opinions (light-gauge hooks) when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered “mainstream”.
2. These self-described experts think they can out fish most other anglers although they don’t have the balls to actually try and fish a real tournament, making up lame excuses akin to a fat kid that doesn’t want to compete in cross country “… I just don’t like the competitive nature (of the tournament)” when the reality is, they know they have no chance.
Befuddle Tackle Store Tenant: Your using what may as well be a snapper hook for marlin fishing and you're worried about putting chafe tube through the eye of the hook with 400lb leader?
Hipster Game-Fisherman: Yer I will bust the leader off when I wrap it up on a good fish.

Befuddled Tackle Store Tenant: Ok Buddy.
Hipster Game-Fisherman by BOISC January 14, 2019

pocket fisherman 

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.
"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."

anal fisherman 

a particularly vivid synonym for a homosexual, this term denotes the practise of inserting one's penis into the anus (normally willing, but occasionally not) of one's partner/bumbuddy/victim. Oftentimes, the catch of the day is brown and viscous.

Btw, im pretty sure that this is an original nomenclature. If im wrong,...meh.
Quentin is an anal fisherman, sailing the seas of cheese in search of his next meal.
anal fisherman by Llanark September 6, 2008

Crafty Fisherman 

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.
Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!
Crafty Fisherman by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Sweetcorn Fisherman 

Some one who has anal sex with someone who needs a shit.
I had anal sex a few days ago and my nob really hurts, i pulled back my foreskin and there was a chunk of sweetcorn sitting there flush with the bellend

alaskan ice fisherman 

When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.
Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.
alaskan ice fisherman by AlphaAnimo December 20, 2017