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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
"yo, can you give me a shitty meme from 2016?"
"yeah sure use The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test"
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Survival of the fitness

junior grimesfavorite game.

When it’s every man/woman and animal for himself/herself, can be applied for anyone at the gym
Term coined by Ricky off trailer park boys, but brought back by old J

J; you know the drill boys, Survival of the fitness
by SlickSnacc February 12, 2022
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Planet Fitness

A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2018
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Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place
Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses
by Emmetc May 2, 2009
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L A Fitness

A place where gay men go to work out and then have sex.
"Wanna go to L A fitness stud?"

"Sorry dude, I'm not gay"
by Thatdude5656 February 9, 2014
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Fitness

Adjective used to describe the ultimate fit girl / guy.
To describe someone VERY attractive.
Hey, that girl is FITNESS, man!
by LMJ September 21, 2005
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24 hour fitness

The light side of the Force. The Light Side of the Force was aligned with calmness and was used for knowledge and defense. The 24 Hour Fitness Members were a major practitioner of the light side, and were the mortal enemies of the Sith, the Crunch Fitness Members, which followed the dark side of the Force.
I am a Jedi. I’m one with the 24 hour fitness and 24 hour fitness will guide me.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
by Mr. Pool May 11, 2017
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