foam finger

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.

Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.

by Daedalus Suburbanus August 29, 2013

Finger flush

The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.

Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.

by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016

Fandertastic

How it feels to see Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh my Glob! It’s Thomas Sanders!
Fander 2: That’s Fandertastic!

by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

Kid named Finger

Kid named Finger is the alternate ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

Teacher: Let's all beat the shit out of Finger
Kid named Finger:

by Waltuh237 September 9, 2022

butter on my finger

it means easy !

he said who left the fridge open?

and she replied, "it was shoe bop again!"
and he thought to himself "finding out who did it was like butter on my fingers"

by insidog bop April 13, 2014

Fander

1. Someone who possibly eats non-edible things
2. someone who loves Thomas Sanders

"Hey did you hear about that one person? Heard they ate deodorant"
"Yeah, and of course they're a fander"

by itreallydobelikethat May 21, 2020

fingerberry

(Derived from Dingleberry)

The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.

"I saw Johnny washing his hands for 10 minutes after he wiped to hard and got a serious fingerberry"

by Smuls32 April 18, 2014