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uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”
by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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Fester

A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).

A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.

Oh fuck off fester!

Dude Fester fucked a duck!

Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
by Bottombait October 10, 2022
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Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.
Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers
by Wryte Chandler August 6, 2008
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Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!
by Laycats October 6, 2020
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Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word
“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”
by SailHatan999 July 29, 2021
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Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022
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