uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”

by The Handy Writer May 09, 2009

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 07, 2009

fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 02, 2011

Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 30, 2021

Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.

Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.

by Mr. Sharp Developer June 08, 2022

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 07, 2020

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 07, 2020