fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
by Ocyrus April 02, 2011
Flag
Get the fester chair mug.

Dut

A dyke haircut, like a bowl cut for example.
"My hair cutter screwed up my hair."
"Yeah she totally gave you a dut."
by Ocyrus March 27, 2010
Flag
Get the Dut mug.
More random definitions