uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 17, 2024

Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 29, 2021

Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.

Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.

by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler August 6, 2008