fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022

fern cult

very cool group of people who have matching profile pictures and display names on twitter

person 1: the fern cult is great
person 2: yes i agree
(everyone loves fern cult)

by kickin trash November 10, 2022

Dennis phinezzz and fern

Rabbit

Who’s Dennis phinezzz and fern?
Oh he’s a munch rabbit

by Dennis phoenix and fern December 25, 2022

Naomi Fern

(n.) a beautiful soul, inside and out. a woman who has been thru hell and back. a lost soul looking for her way back. a slut. a woman with a brain injury that has no short term memory. a changed person. a cheater. a fighter. a victim of abuse. delicious beautiful prey for predators. curly haired Jewish girl that smells wonderful. lost just wanting to come home(wherever the fuck that is). is looking for her children who were unfortunately so traumatically taken from her, which she will not find until the after life. a sad life story. a drug, sex, anything bad addict.

Naomi Fern is a different person than she was before the accident, sadly she has changed for the worst.

by TragicLife September 7, 2023