ferne

ferne is the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out. ferne is a very kind and funny person but if u hurt her or her friends she can make your life miserable without even lifting a finger. if you have a ferne in your life consider yourself extremely lucky because they are very good listeners and will always help you if you are in a tight situation. you’re very lucky if ferne is your best friend, girlfriend, daughter, mum, aunt, cousin, niece or sister. she will be there for you no matter what happens in your life. she will always support you and will never give up on you.

ferne’s are extremely funny and beautiful

by swaggering swag November 23, 2021

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fern mackay

A young beautiful funny creatful girl with blonde hair blues eyes. All the boys fall for her and fight over her

I'm in love with a "Fern mackay"

by Martha Murray December 13, 2016

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Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

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Fern

Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep

Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao

by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021

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Fern

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

by ^<^ December 5, 2018

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school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended

Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!

by School Boy Fern December 18, 2016

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