This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
Get the fern shufflemug. Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.
Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Get the Fernmug. Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.
Today was so fern!
by ^<^ December 5, 2018
Get the Fernmug. by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021
Get the Fernmug. by Dennis phoenix and fern December 25, 2022
Get the Dennis phinezzz and fernmug. (n.) a beautiful soul, inside and out. a woman who has been thru hell and back. a lost soul looking for her way back. a slut. a woman with a brain injury that has no short term memory. a changed person. a cheater. a fighter. a victim of abuse. delicious beautiful prey for predators. curly haired Jewish girl that smells wonderful. lost just wanting to come home(wherever the fuck that is). is looking for her children who were unfortunately so traumatically taken from her, which she will not find until the after life. a sad life story. a drug, sex, anything bad addict.
Naomi Fern is a different person than she was before the accident, sadly she has changed for the worst.
by TragicLife September 7, 2023
Get the Naomi Fernmug. by Totally not fern December 4, 2022
Get the National fern daymug.