felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you

“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”

by Root14 June 11, 2022

it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 11, 2018

Felt

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

He felt her up, groping her body for his own perverse pleasure, making her uncomfortable.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

felts

the plural of felt
new moriah elizabeth word

i got some tread and felts

by moriah-elizabethfan September 12, 2020

felt

a kind of cloth made by rolling and pressing wool or another suitable textile

Tonight while i was watching an Ansari stand up, i felt you so near. It was beautiful but also sad because you're not here with me where you should be.

by Krkič November 12, 2019