felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

felch pest

One who continuously insists on diving in after firing his wad for a satisfying wet tongue pie without the consent of the love milk's new owner.

Get off me you fucking felch pest. I do wish you wouldn't do that after wopping it up me. stop it you filthy beast stop it!

by Alan Welsh May 26, 2006

felch face

When you have been sucking semen out of an anus, then spit it out onto their face. They are a felch face.

Alex: That guy totally spat semen out from my ass onto my face

Rob: So, your a felch face
Alex: I guess so, add that to the list.

by Light.Boy December 30, 2018

felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

felch pig

someone who felches pigs.

Rason who enjoys a stroll down his local farm for a good felch of any pig/pigglet around.

by Michael Jacko May 13, 2005

Felch-A-Roni©

A SanFranCisco Treat!
A new name given to the act of felching. It can be sung to the Rice-a-roni jingle.

" Felch-a-roni©, a Sanfrancisco Treat. Felch-a-roni©, when your done you can suck my meat.
And when your done eating:
Mmmmmmmmmm Good, mmmmmmmm good, That's what eating Felch is, Mmmmmmmm good! ©

by Felcharoni December 13, 2006