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Feeding the penguin 

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
Feeding the penguin by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

feeding the donkey 

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”
Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.
feeding the donkey by jjaustx February 28, 2018

Feeding The Ducks 

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

Feeding the pig 

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.
Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
Feeding tube by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.
Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
Feeding the Meter by The_Buddy June 18, 2011