kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

Kentucky Go Faster

When I was working in a gas station in Ohio in the early 1960s, when we referred to Kentucky Go Fasters we were talking about a raccoon tail tied to the antenna and chrome hubcaps on an old car.

In the early 1960s a car with Kentucky Go Fasters with blue smoke trailing behind would pull into the gas station where I worked and have us put in a gallon of oil and top off the gas tank.

by Soybeans October 21, 2008

Fasterblast

Explosive Diarrhoea

The second day of phoning work explaining absense,the illness had progressed,from bum blasting to fasterblast

by zico123 April 16, 2014

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

Festerday

A day before yesterday. Finally, English language has a word for that.

See also, Fomorrow.

Come on, I wasn't born festerday! (i.e. I'm a bit slow, but not too much)

***

He's festerday's news. (i.e. he was yesterday's news yesterday)

by Seb Painter December 15, 2018

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

fastard

Combination of 'fucking' and 'bastard' - fastard.

Commonly used among indians who argue

"you bloody fastard you"

"i am no fastard you mother fastard you!"

by The_Mannn April 3, 2020