fap

To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)

My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.

by RachetBoo March 30, 2003

fap

To masturbate, to jerk off

Benni fapped off in a park while people walked by.

Benni faps off four times a day.

Benni has such loose foreskin that when he faps off, you can hear it in the next room.

by zubchowski August 02, 2006

FAP

The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation.
Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.

Kristin Kreuk... (¨(òó)¨(¬¬)¨) (^^) *fapfapfap*

Iiice creeeaammm /fap

by Nero-San April 27, 2006

fap

all out masturbation noises

my brother was in his room while all i could hear was *fap* *fap* *fap*

by ANDOR OWN DEM HOEZ February 04, 2012

fap

A biology term meaning fixed action pattern.

Geese display many faps such as rolling an egg back to its nest and migration.

by BiolNerd April 26, 2010

FAP

Acronym for "fat ass puss." Commonly used in the bodybuilding world referring to a fat guy that thinks he is muscular and developed.

That guy over there is a FAP.

by Ferguson/Templeton/Duff January 01, 2009

fap

Dumbass internet lingo form of "masturbate".

Internet nerd 1: I ARE TEH FAPPIN TO SOME UNDERAEGE TITTIES!!!
Internet nerd 2: LULZ ME 2!!! FAP FAP FAP <3 HANNAH MONTANA!!!
Person 3: Go outside and get some sunshine, I promise it might make you two less annoying.

by JDdoesWORK December 19, 2010