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fap

To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)
My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.
by RachetBoo March 30, 2003
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fap

Benni fapped off in a park while people walked by.

Benni faps off four times a day.

Benni has such loose foreskin that when he faps off, you can hear it in the next room.
by zubchowski August 2, 2006
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FAP

The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation.
Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.
Kristin Kreuk... (¨(òó)¨(¬¬)¨) (^^) *fapfapfap*

Iiice creeeaammm /fap
by Nero-San May 15, 2006
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fap

my brother was in his room while all i could hear was *fap* *fap* *fap*
by ANDOR OWN DEM HOEZ March 7, 2012
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fap

A biology term meaning fixed action pattern.
Geese display many faps such as rolling an egg back to its nest and migration.
by BiolNerd April 25, 2010
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FAP

Acronym for "fat ass puss." Commonly used in the bodybuilding world referring to a fat guy that thinks he is muscular and developed.
by Ferguson/Templeton/Duff January 1, 2009
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Internet nerd 1: I ARE TEH FAPPIN TO SOME UNDERAEGE TITTIES!!!
Internet nerd 2: LULZ ME 2!!! FAP FAP FAP <3 HANNAH MONTANA!!!
Person 3: Go outside and get some sunshine, I promise it might make you two less annoying.
by JDdoesWORK December 20, 2010
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