facelebrity

Fake celebrities on Facebook. People using a celebrity profile on Facebook or sharing the same name as a celebrity.

Joan, you're such a facelebrity junkie. Stop sending friend requests to 'Colin Farrell'... all twenty of them.

by Barbarela March 9, 2008

fakemex

carmex.

Dude, I love Carmex its so cheap and blah blah blah....
yea ok do you ever stop using the fakemex its bad for you?
Hell no, man its really working I can feel it.

(10 yrs later)
Dude your lips are hella sick, stop kissin the toilet scruber
Naw man. That Carmex is totally working I can feel it. :)

by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

FakeBerry

Any phone that was made to try to do what BlackBerries do, but fails.

Millionaire hip hop artists is backstage entertaining fans with VIP passes right after a show, and his assistant takes a HD video of them together with his Z10 / Q10.

Fan #1, attractive female blond with enhanced breasts, whips out her Apple-made mobile phone and asks if she can get a copy of the picture.

Hip Hop artist and his assistant look at each other, then at the Apple-made mobile phone, and smile condescendingly...

Hip Hop artist, in his kindest tone possible: "Sorry baby, a Fakeberry ain't got BlueTooth or NFC..."

Fan #1 fails.

by InThaKnow July 14, 2013

Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013

faelest

when you're the faelest, it means you the biggest fuck boy in the world

you see that guy? he the faelest

by queertopia May 25, 2015

Facelexia

The condition by which you can't put a face to a name, or a name to a face

I suffer from facelexia.

by Jo88 November 19, 2016

faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.

She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.

by LazyEva January 15, 2018