Squirt Factory

Squirt Factories tend to be confined to bachelor pads. Two or more men get together with the sole intention of assisting women in squirting. It is in these rooms that women's carnal desires are realised. Via theoretical, empirical and physical research, Squirt Factories have become the worlds number one destination for women wishing to experience a 'Squirting' orgasm. Both the Urethal and Perenial sponges are massaged, vigorously, to create that previously mythical phenomenon!

Chris: Hey Luke, how's the squirt factory rota this month?

Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.

Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!

Luke: You're the best man!

Chris: I know!

by BruffandConlon June 14, 2013

Glass Factory

Condition of a Middle Eastern nation after a United States attack, particularly a nuclear one. (Refers to the intense heat of a nuclear strike fusing desert sand into 'trinitium' -- a crude, green radioactive glass)

They gas us, we're gonna turn them into a glass factory.

by 12B December 12, 2002

sausage factory

An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.

Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.

by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010

Doody Factory

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

brolic factory

A place where gentlemen go to become brolic. Namely a gym with iron pumping capabilities.

Damn, son that mofo is jacked. He must live at the brolic factory.

by ballin90 September 21, 2007

Slag Factory

A local night spot or bar that serves cheap drinks til the early hours that seems to attract and produce a steady flow of drunken sluts throughout the night.

Dave: Alright mate, you heading out to Liquid Envy tonight?

Steve: No way, that place is a filthy Slag Factory.

by chatshit June 13, 2010