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Foreskin-jogging

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004
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Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
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Foreskin Friday

Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men
Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies

Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”
by abstrct133 December 17, 2019
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foreskin cancer

James: Whats up bro?
Mike: Not much my dog died of foreskin cancer.
James: Thats rad bro!
by cardoolol October 24, 2018
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Foreskin Warrior

A guy who is not circumsized and has an attitude about the proceedure.
The Foreskin warriors invaded the nursery at the hospital to protest the violent proceedure
by Buttugly August 19, 2003
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foreskin blowup

When Scarlett blows up Jakes foreskin and it inflates like a balloon.
Hey Jake, fancy a foreskin blowup later?
by Jascar November 21, 2015
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foreskin muncher

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.
Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*
by ILoveForeskin September 4, 2023
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